Disclaimer: The wonderful anime "Vision of Escaflowne" and all of its cast members are created and owned by Shouji Kawamori and Sunrise, Inc. If only use names and characters in the most illegal sense possible; this is, after all, a fanfic. Please don't sue me - I have no money to give you anyway! ************* "Feuerfest" by Kotetsu Part One: An Invitation ************* Dawn broke over the jagged mountains in a firestorm of glaring golds and reds, blinding the careless eye that dared to attempt to watch the spectacle. The sun, slow, groaning with its own fiery weight, struggled to climb the craggy black peaks that prevented it from illuminating the fertile valley below. All was quiet, peaceful, and serene in the early- morning glow. All, that is, except for one rustic log cabin, nestled in the forest at the base of the mountains. “COYOTE! HAAAAAAH! I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL OF *MY* CHICKENS!!!!!!!” A cacophony of squawking chickens, howling coyote, and screaming woman echoed across the valley. The axe whickered through the air, and the dull, splattering meaty thud abruptly ceased the coyote’s howls. Orinda Muirne de Eowyn stood in the center of the small clearing surrounding the front of her cabin, watching her breath form clouds in the chilled early- morning air, staring at the pair of corpses at her feet. The chicken that the coyote had killed and carried in its mouth; and the coyote itself, beheaded by her bloody axe. The remaining chickens in the yard squawked and scurried about in a panic. But Orinda stood silently, pondering what to do with the dead coyote. She turned her head for a moment, facing the trees surrounding her home. “Damn endangered bluewoods! If the Madoshi hadn’t labeled you as ‘important for the cause’, I’d cut down the whole lot of you.” It was the same curse that she spat at the marked trees every morning. And, as usual, it seemed to have no effect on the trees. She was waiting for them to get angry, to snarl at her, to retaliate . . . But they stood, still, silent, and calm, marked by the Madoshi’s sensors and daring her to give into temptation and sink her axe into their wooden trunks. “Curse the Madoshi,” she muttered as she dragged the corpses inside her home. The official announcement regarding the bluewood trees had been issued after she had cleared away her land and built her home; the Madoshi had granted her pardon for killing the trees that she had, but had forbidden her from cutting any more. The sap of the rare bluewood tree was deemed necessary for some project or another. The servants of the Madoshi came, occasionally, to tap the trees around Orinda’s home. They were always very gentlemen-like, sending a formal letter of advance notice before they came to rudely to invade her quiet solitude. But the Madoshi made no pretences of trusting the girl who lived alone in the woods - they had placed sensors on each and every one of the bluewood trees. They said that the sensors were to monitor sap production and to periodically inject the trees with vitamins and minerals; but Orinda knew that the sensors also were part of an elaborate alarm system, one that would alert the Madoshi back at the capitol the moment that she so much as snapped a twig off one of the trees. “Lousy Madoshi,” she muttered under her breath as she kicked the coyote head into the fireplace and plopped down the two bloody corpses unceremoniously on the cleaning table. She wiped off her bloody axe blade, then her bloody hands. She was just about to begin cleaning and dressing the chicken when the hooting of an owl startled her. “Howie?” Howie swooped and fluttered through her open doorway, hooting and snapping at her, admonishing her for holding such a large cleaning knife while he was in the room. To placate her messenger owl, Orinda carefully dropped the knife on the table, and then held out her hands, waiting patiently for Howie to deposit the morning’s mail into her open palms. Usually there was no mail at all; today, however, there was an embossed envelope sealed with the insignia of the Madoshi. Orinda swore under her breath as she flipped the envelope over in her hands and tore it open. Howie, offended by her language, gave a disapproving hoot and fluttered back out the doorway. Orinda pursed her lips as she read the letter silently. “Madam de Eowyn, We hereby inform you of an envoy dispatched early this morning from the capital for the purpose of harvesting sap from the Emperor’s bluewood preserve. Due to the unusual nature of this particular delivery of sap, we have been pressed to employ the services of those who would normally not bother with such a task. We have word that there are bandits from Astoria lying in the mountain, waiting to raid our bluewood shipment as it returns to the capital. Thus, appropriate measures to insure the safety and integrity of the shipment have been taken. We do so hope that you do not mind the presence of guymelefs. Our envoy should arrive by mid-morning. Sincere Regards, Lord Guraf.” Orinda’s brow furrowed. Her thoughts were interrupted by a series of earth- shaking thuds that caused her home to shake to its very foundations. “DAMMIT!” Orinda swore as she marched out of her home, rolling up the sleeves of her fur coat, nostrils flaring in fury. The bastards had set their guymelefs down in a ring surrounding her home, barely fitting into the small clearing devoid of precious bluewood trees. They were already climbing out of their monstrous contraptions. Dragonslayers. Rotten luck. “YOU!!” Orinda pointed to the soldier on her far right, the one who was furthest out of his seat and already climbing down the shoulder of his guymelef. “Hey, YOU! WHOEVER SAID THAT YOU HAD PERMISSION TO LAND THOSE THINGS *INSIDE* THE FOREST?!” The Dragonslayer, looking painfully young, bored, and at the same time startled by Orinda’s shouting, responded in a clipped, curt voice. “The Emperor himself gave us permission. This is *his* forest.” “No, this is MY home,” Orinda corrected him. “I give the Emperor his trees, but any scrap of earth without a tree growing in it is mine and mine alone. WHAT IN HELL GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TOO--” “Shut up, or I’ll burn your home to the ground.” The voice, icy cold and full of malice, sent an involuntary shiver down Orinda’s spine. She turned to face its owner. There was one Dragonslayer who had already climbed all the way out of his machine, and was standing in front of it, both feet planted firmly on the ground, one hand on his slender hip, which was cocked in an unconscious gesture of arrogance. No, scratch that, he wasn’t a Dragonslayer per se - Orinda could tell by his outfit that she was being addressed by the Captain of the Dragonslayers. A captain who, despite the cold arrogance and calm assurance of his own authority and power that he radiated, was really no more than a mere boy. Orinda judged him to be fifteen, sixteen at the oldest. How could a little twerp who had apparently hadn’t even gone through puberty yet DARE to threaten her like that?! Orinda’s eyes narrowed. “What did you say?” “I said that if you don’t shut up, I’ll burn your house down.” “My home and my land are protected by the sanctity of the Madoshi,” she spat contemptuously. As much as she hated to call upon the protection of the Madoshi, it seemed like the only choice available. “I have the papers to prove it. It’s a felony to vandalize any of my property. You’re playing with fire, boy. Even YOU have to answer to the Madoshi, and don’t think that I don’t know it.” There was a thin, quick collective gasp among the silent, watching Dragonslayers who had paused halfway out of their guymelefs, watching the confrontation with wide and frightened eyes. The boy-captain flushed a crimson red. He snarled, baring his teeth. “I’d be careful about accusations like that. It seems to be as if YOU’RE the one playing with fire.” His eye twitched. “Dilandau-sama!” One of the Dragonslayers called out from across the clearing. “Ignore the bitch! Let’s just get the sap and get out of here! We’ve got bandits to burn!” For a terrifying moment, the captain (apparently named Dilandau) fixed his unsteady gaze on the Dragonslayer, infuriated to be spoken to in such a way by an inferior soldier. But, after a moment, the crimson flush subsided, and the twitching eyes steadied themselves. “Tsk,” Dilandau made a disappointed click in his throat. “It’s not worth it. This assignment is too boring and worthless to risk getting in trouble.” He caught Orinda’s eyes with his own. “You’re lucky, this time.” “ ‘Lucky’ in a relative sense,” Orinda muttered under her breath. And she stood, hands on her hips, glowering, as she watched the Dragonslayers go about their business. She knew exactly how much they wanted her to retreat back into her home and leave them alone, but she would give them no such pleasure. Scrambling across the clearing in their cumbersome armor, the Dragonslayers dragged hoses and pointed flukes toward the outermost tree trunks. They punched some sort of code into the sensors on the tree to disable the alarms; then, using the hilts of their swords, they drove the flukes into the trees and hooked up the hoses, waiting as the sap was slowly pumped through the rubber lines and into the waiting vats that were strapped to the back of each guymelef. There was a moment of awkward silence as the Dragonslayers stood waiting, unable to do anything until the sap stopped flowing, wanting Orinda to return to her cabin. Orinda didn’t budge. Finally, with a mutual shrug, the Dragonslayers decided to ignore Orinda’s presence and began conversing among themselves. “They’ll be waiting behind the first big pass--” “We can burn them right and quick, or slow and painful-like--” “Dilandau-sama will go for slow and painful-like. More smoke that way. More flames.” “She’s a gutsy wench, give her that--” “Did you hear her voice? She’s got the rural accent, but no the dialect. Must be educated.” “How’d she get permission to live in this forest anyway?” “Ah, I can’t wait ‘till this is over. They’ll be a new shipment of liquor at the Vione when we get back.” “Hey, Migel - you betting on the fight tonight?” “Sure. Wish I could see it live. Guess I’ll have to settle for broadcast in the Vione’s lounge. But I’ve got an inkling . . . I never bet unless I’ve got an inkling.” Tiring of listening to the idle conversation of bored soldiers and half-witted speculations about herself, Orinda focused her keen ears on the most interesting pair of soldiers, the two who were quietly conversing on the far side of the clearing. It sounded as if the boy-captain was giving the soldier who had spoken out a harsh berating. “Gatti, have I warned you before about speaking to me like that in public?” “Yes, Dilandau-sama. You have.” “And you STILL haven’t learned your lesson.” “I--” The slap echoed across the clearing. The other Dragonslayers flinched, but pretended not to notice. Orinda had already pieced together the real mission of these young boys. Every two or three months, an envoys of carriages arrived in her woods and tapped the bluewood trees for sap, and then returned to the capital with their cargo. For the past year, she had heard reports on the radio that the bluewood sap had been stolen by bandits from Astoria. The bandits waited in the mountain pass that separated Orinda’s forest from the capitol of Zaibach. They let the carriages pass through toward the forest without revealing their presence; when they carriages returned through the path loaded with sap, the bandits ambushed them. Orinda knew enough about the Madoshi to know that they hated anybody who messed with their plans. They not only wanted to stop the bandits, but teach them a lesson that they would never forget. Or a lesson that they wouldn’t live through, whichever worked out best. Opting for the latter option, the Madoshi had dispatched this restless and virulent young commander and his guymelefs to collect the sap. The guymelefs could fly *around* the mountain peaks to reach the forest, and then surprise the waiting bandits on their way back to the capital. “Is she just going to stand there all day?!” one of the Dragonslayers whispered nervously, not even realizing that Orinda could hear him. Orinda, for her part, was also getting bored, but she was also angry at the Dragonslayer’s arrogance and impudence. It was time to cause some trouble . . . And she was very good at causing trouble. Licking her lips, she began to march toward the large red guymelef that the boy-captain had emerged from. She marched right up to its gargantuan metal foot, and then, with a snarl of anger, she kicked it. Hard. The loud metal clang echoed up and down the guymelef's body. “Um . . . Ma’am? I think you’d better stop that,” one of the Dragonslayers demurred. Orinda drew back her foot and kicked again. “HEY!” The boy-captain threw down his fluke and began marching toward her. “WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!” “I’m protesting.” She kicked the guymelef again. “STOP IT---!” Ignoring him, Orinda drew back her foot for another kick. But she never made it. The boy-captain grabbed her shoulder, wrenched her body toward him, and slammed her back against the metal giant. The boy-captain, Dilandau, pressed his contorted, angry face against hers. “What in hell gives you the right to kick my guymelef?” “This is my land. You’re trespassing.” “I’m on the authority of the Madoshi. I guess they were right about you - you are uncooperative.” “The Madoshi told you that?” “It’s the truth. You’re a damn old crazy woman who lives alone in the woods. You have no right to yell at me, or kick my guymelef, or even stare at me! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT!” Orinda flinched against the spittle that flew in her face. “You want to talk to me about rights?! I’m not old, and I’m not crazy. I’m not living on this land by choice, but it IS my land, and so help me God, I won’t allow an arrogant little pre-pubescent boy like you to trample it with his damn guymelef. Go ask your Madoshi. They know all about it.” “Hey - Just who in hell do you think you are?!” The boy’s eyes still twitched dangerously, but his voice had fallen a notch. There was a strange expression swimming across his ruby irises. Orinda could tell that he was examining her curiously, as if she were a bizarre new specimen of vermin. And she knew exactly why, too - the boy was not used to other people who were not afraid of him. “Who AM I?” Orinda laughed. “I am Orinda Muirne de Eowyn, you little fool, and I’d advise that you let me go before yourself into some *real* trouble.” A collective gasp of astonishment issued from the Dragonslayers, who had abandoned their flukes and hoses and were gathered around in a ring around the pair at the foot of the Guymelef. But the boy-captain, for his part, looked perplexed. “Er . . . who?” “Muirne de Eowyn!” One of the Dragonslayers, the one that Orinda’s eavesdropping had allowed her to identify as Chesta, gasped again. “Dilandau-sama, she’s dangerous! She’s crazy!” Orinda burst forth with her best insane cackle. To her great amusement, all of the Dragonslayers nervously jumped backward a step. But, unfortunately, the boy- captain did not loosen his grip on her shoulders. He turned his head to face on of his soldiers and spat out an order. “Gatti - report!” “Sir!” Gatti snapped to attention. “de Eowyn, Orinda Muirne - scholar and researcher, founded the Physics Library in the capital city, owned and maintained the library for years, then one night burnt it down to the ground. Turned herself into the authorities the morning after the fire. Labeled as mentally unstable and jailed. Released on state-granted pardon and recruited by the Madoshi; exiled after one year in their service. Current residence is unkow-- . . . . Well, I guess we know now.” The boy-captain turned his face back toward Orinda, a serene grin spreading across his face. “A-a-a-ah . . . So, you like to burn things, huh? How would you like YOUR house burned down?” “Is that a threat?” “It’s an invitation.” “I’d like to see you try. If as much as one spark touches these trees, the Madoshi will have your head on a platter.” The grin faded, and the captain’s face contorted into a mass of sheer hatred. “I’ll snap your neck,” he growled. “Again, I’m under the protection of the Madoshi. You can’t hurt me.” But the captain’s hands, mercifully free of the restraints of logic and reasoning, began to close around her neck. Slowly. Forcefully. The face flushed red, and lips snarled, and the irises shrank to hate-filled points swimming in the captain’s vast white eyeballs. Orinda gasped as she felt his fingers closing around her neck. “Dilandau-sama!!!!!” The protests of the Dragonslayers roared throughout the clearing. But they were ignored. “You . . .” he snarled. “I’ll teach you to fear me . . .” Seeing that there was no option left, Orinda made her final choice. Because both of the boy-captain’s hands were grasping and twisting her neck, Orinda’s arms were able to move freely. So she swung her fists back, and she punched. On fist collided with the captain’s stomach, and another with his shoulder. Instantly, the pressure from her neck was released. The captain gasped and stumbled backward, wheeling his arms to maintain balance. Orinda cracked her knuckles together once, twice, then placed her hands on her hips and stood her ground in front of the guymelef, glowering at the surprised boy, daring him to attack her again. Predictably, he did. With a wordless roar of rage and fury, the captain drew his sword and charged the two or three steps that separated him from his adversary. Orinda took one step to the right. The captain smashed into the foot of his own guymelef, cracking his chin and chest firmly against the reinforced metal. The Dragonslayers looked on with abject horror. “Ow,” said the captain. He slowly backed away from the guymelef, rubbing his chin, muttering “ow ow ow ow ow . . .” Orinda stood at his side, watching him. He glanced upward, meeting her eyes. A mutual wave of hatred passed between them. She told him with her eyes. The captain, for his part, rubbed his chin and glared at her. A moment passed, then another moment. In the forest, all was silent. And tense. One could reach out and touch the tension in the air. And, finally, the silence was broken. The boy-captain threw back his head and laughed. “Good show. Good show!” He stepped toward Orinda. “But I will have to make you pay for that. Eventually. I’ll come back someday, and burn down your home while you sleep. Fair enough?” “Eh?” Orinda was taken back by the sudden change of mood. She had prepared herself for another attack, and had actually been looking forward to punching the boy again. That was why she had started kicking the guymelef in the first place - if there was one thing that Orinda still enjoyed, it was beating and bashing authority figures. “I said I’ll come back someday and kill you. What, are you deaf? Now get out of my way.” The captain pushed her aside as he marched back toward the trees. The Dragonslayers stood rooted in place, jaws hanging open, gaping stupidly. Realizing that nobody was following him, the captain whirled and snarled at his men. “Hurry up, you fools! If we don’t get a move on quickly, the bandits will grow suspicious and will leave the pass!” The Dragonslayers scrambled back toward the trees. Orinda turned around slowly, observing everything that was happening in the clearing. She could tell instantly that her fun was over for the day. Ah, too bad. It had been great entertainment while it lasted. She would look forward to the return of the boy-captain, she decided. It would be fun to punch him again. Smiling contentedly, Orinda Muirne de Eowyn strode across the clearing and back into her home. She shut the door behind her and returned to cleaning the chicken. She was so absorbed in her bloody work that she barely noticed the thunderous roar of the guymelef engines as her uninvited guests left her woods with their load of sap, bound toward a more . . . welcoming . . . home east of the great mountain range. “Boy-captain, boy-captain,” she sang to herself as she gutted the chicken. “Dilandau. Was that his name? What an awful name. What an awful age.” “Shut up, brain. I didn’t ask you. And besides, I can guarantee that I’m years wiser than that little brat.” “How do you mean?” “I know. That’s why I did it. I get bored, living out here all by myself. It’s high time that we stirred up some more excitement, don’t you think so, brain?” Suddenly, Orinda grimaced. “Listen to me. I’m talking to myself. Ah, well, at least there’s one thing that I have in common with that twerp. “I guess we’re both insane.” -- End Part One --